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पति :- ” सुबह मुझे जल्दी जगा देना….! न उठूं तो हिला-हिला के उठा देना…!”Table of Contents
पत्नी:- ” बस ……. मेरा यही काम रह गया है…
हास्यशाला रात को भी हिला-हिला के उठाऊँ और सुबह भी हिला-हिला के उठाऊँ ?”
एक साधू बाल खोलकर महिला शौचायल में घुस गया।
औरत: बहन जी, कौन सा महीना चल रहा है?
साधू: 11वां।
औरत: तभीतोबच्चेकाएकहाथबाहरहै।
Husband- मौसम कितना सुहाना है. तुम्हें कुछ महसूस हो रहा है?
Wife- होरहाहै.
Husband- क्या?
Wife- आजफिरदेनीपड़ेगी.
रेशमा: तुम्हारे पति हमेशा ही घर समय पर • कैसे पहुंचते हैं?
सलमा : मैंने एक आसान सा नियम बनाया हुआ है…
चुदाई ठीक 9 बजे शुरू हो जाएगी, चाहे तुम घर पहुंचो या नहीं!
हम अकेले ही चले थे वफा की तलाश में
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फिर रास्ते में वो मिल गई और हम
गन्ने के खेत में चले गए…
लड़का लड़की से क्या तुम चुंबन के हक में हो …………….?
लड़की नहीं …?
लड़का क्यों ….?
लड़की बड़े बूढ़े कह गए हैं कि औरत के मुंह नहीं लगना चाहिए !
एक लड़की से उसकी सहेली ने कहा तुम्हारे और राकेश के प्यार की चर्चा हर तरफ होने लगी है……
आखिर तुम्हें पता होगा उसका इरादा नेक है या नहीं ………………?
यह मैं कैसे कह सकती हूं…………?
वह तो हमेशा मुझे अंधेरे में रखता है लड़की ने उत्तर दिया
अस्पताल में…
इतनी सारी नर्सेज़ होने के बावजूद…
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रक्तदान करते समय, हाथ में…रबर की बॉल क्यों पकड़ाई जाती है…??
मै इसका विरोध करता हूँ।
गब्बर :आज मेने बसंती को नहाते वक्त देखा |
वीरू: कुत्ते कमीने में तेरा खून पि जाऊंगा
गब्बर: रिलेक्स बेवडे…में नहा रहा था
बसंती जा रही थी
जब देखो तब खून पि जाऊंगा
संता ने एक राह चलती अजनबी कुड़ी से कहा-
आपनेपहचानामुझे?
लड़की-आपकौनहो?
संता- मैं वही हूँ जिसे आपने कल भी नहीं पहचाना था।
टीचर – अब मै तुमसे एक ऐसा प्रश्न पूछने जा रहा हूं जिसका जवाब तुम लोग सात जन्मों तक नही दे सकते
टीचर – बताओ एक बाईक पर 13 लोग कैसे बैठेंगे…???
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स्टूडेंट – सिम्पल है सर…
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एक ड्राइवर और दो छक्के.
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कसम से कई साल हो गए टीचर
अभी तक कोमा में है..
और वह बच्चा इस समय मैसेज पढ़ रहा है ।।।
संता ऑमलेट बना रहा था।
उसने जैसे ही अंडा तोड़ा वो खाली निकला।
संता हैरान होकर बोला..
सालाघोरकलयुगहै।
अब मुर्गियां भी अबॉर्शन करवाने लगी हैं।
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लड़का: लड़कियां ज्यादा गर्म क्यों होती हैं?
लड़की: क्योंकि लड़कों के पास 2 ज़ीरो वॉट के बल्ब और एक 40 वॉट की ट्यूब होती है। जबकि लड़कियों के पास 500 वॉट के 2 बल्ब और एक 3000 वॉट का ओवन होता है।
एक लङका, लङकी को चो* रहा था कि अचानक लङकी बोली, “मुझे एड्स है।”
लङका: मरवा दिया बहन की लौ*।
लङकी: मजाक कर रही थी, दर्द हो रहा था तो तेरा लौ* छोटा करने के लिए बोल दिया।
This is a blast sms:
An employee saw his boss doing a girl inside a car.
employee: “Wah sir akele-akele? Hamara number kab ayega?”
Boss: “Ladki ke baad” !!!
पप्पू: कल मैं रात को बाथरूम में गया तो अंदर भूत था।
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दोस्त: तो फिर क्या हुआ?
पप्पू: होना क्या था..!
मैं भूत से बोला तुम कर लो
हमारा तो वैसे ही निकल गया है.
चुहोँ कि गेँग तलवार लेकर भाग रही थी..
शेर ने पुछा: क्याहुआ,
तुम लोग इतने गुस्से से कैसे भाग रहे हो..?
चुहा: हाथी कि बेटी को किसी ने
प्रपोज किया है, नाम हमारा आ रहा है.
लाशेँबिछादेँगे.. लाशेँ!
आदमी केवल 2 समस्याओं के साथ रहता है:
पहली: ये साला इतना खड़ा क्यों होता है?
दूसरी: ये साला आज-कल खड़ा क्यों नहीं होता है?
एक बे एक छोरा अपने बाबू ते बोला— बाबू जब तू मरेगा तो घना तगड़ा काज करूँगा तेरा।
बाबू छुट्दा ए बोला — कमीण मरा पाछे तो दुनिया चूतडा के घी लगा दे।
इब दे 10 किलो घी । दिन में तने ठोकू अर रात ने तेरी माँ ने ठोकू।
अपनी साली के साथ से….क्स करने के साथ जीजा बोला
जीजा: तुम अपनी दीदी से ज्यादा मजा देती हो
साली उदास होते हुए बोली : देखिए ना जीजाजी , फिर भी मेरे पति कहते हे तुम्हारी दीदी ज्यादा मजा देती हे..
गर्लफ्रेंड: मैं अपनी ज़िन्दगी में कोई लम्बा हाथ मारना चाहती हूँ।
पप्पू: पगली तू सिर्फ हाथ मार, लम्बा तो अपने आप हो जायेगा।
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He ; kya kar rahi ho ?
She ; Kuch nahi free hu baithi hu .
He ; baithi kyun hai aake mera hiilaa .
She ; bsdk chal hatt muthhal .
1 Pinjrey Me 50 Bandaria Or 1 Bandar Chhoda Gaya ,
Or Elaan Hua K Jo 1 Minute Me Bandar Ko Pehchan Kar
Pakad Le Ga Usey $10,000 Milenge ,
1st : Obama Gaya Par Fail Ho Gaya ,
2nd : George Bush Gaya Lekin Nakaam Raha ,
3rd : Sharad Pawar Gaya Or 10 Secnd Me Bandar Le Aaya ,
Sab Ne Hairan Ho Kar Poocha Aap Ne Kaisey Pata Kiya ,?
Pawar : Mai Pinjrey Me Gaya Or Maine Sab Se Kaha,
Me Ek Imaandar Shakhs Hoon To Sirf Ek Ne Kaha.”
LAUDA MERA….
Ek Bar Ek Bandar Ne Insaan Se Puchha…
“Tum Me Aur Mujh Me Kya Fark Hai ?..
Insaan Bola; Tum Daal Par Uchhalte Ho..
Hum Daal Kar Uchhalte Hain.
Sardar Ek Din Class Ke Darwaaze Ke Pass Wale Bench Pe Betha Mutth
Maar Raha Tha.
Achanak Uski Madam Class Mein Aa Jaati Hai Aur Usey Aisa Karte Dekh
Leti Hai.
Is Se Pehle Madam Kuch Bolti, Sardar Fatafatt Bol Pada.
Sardar : Mam, 100 Saal Jiyogi Aap.
Great & Touching Lines By Sunny Leone:
Kiss Kiss Ka Khada Hai..?
Ghar Ke Bahar Vehicle.
Jaldi Se Andar Rakh Lo,
Raat Honey Wali Hai….
Sunny Leone
Santa Biwi Ke Office Gaya
Biwi Boss Ki Goad Me Bethi Thi
Santa: Chal Roopa,
Aisi Jagah Kaam Nahi Karna,
Jaha Staff K Liye Kursi Bhi Na Ho..
Kya Aapne Kabhi Muh Me Liya H??
Wo Mota Sa
Aas-Paas Baal
Naram-Naram
Uper Se Cover
Nevr??
Jhoot Bolte Ho?
Kabhi Bhutta Nhi Khaya….
Girl Friend Boy Friend Se Boli
Gir Friend – Ye kya jaanu Condom kahan hai?
Boy Friend – Surprize…. Aaj hum bina condom ke CH0DENGE
Gril Friend – Saale… Agar mei 9 maheene baad Surprize doongi to
L0DE jaisi shakal mat banana
Santa on a blind date with a gori.
Santa: Do you object 2 sex?
Gori: That’s something I have never done.
Santa: What! U r a Virgin?
Gori: No, Never Objected!
Santa after interview:
Everything went fine till the time he asked me for
my testimonials.I guess I showed him the wrong thing!
Ek baar do SARDAR jhagada kar rahe the.
KI EK bola main teri gaand mar lunga.
TOH doosra SARDAR BOLA ,
dekho PAAJI jhagada kar rahe ho to jhagada kro beech main romantic
batin mat karo.
Boy 2 Girl..
hamein to apno ne loota ghairoon me kahan dum tha,
meri kishti waha dubi jahaanpaani kam tha,Girl 2 boy…
tum to they hi gaandu teri gaand mei kahaan dam thaa,
wahaan kiyaa maa chudaaneygaye they jahaan paani kam thaa…
मास्टर – कल स्कुल क्यूँ नहीं आये?
बबलू – गल्फ्रेंड से मिलने गया था .
मास्टर – किस लिये ?
बबलू – येस सर.
मास्टर – मैंने पूछा किस लिये?
बबलू – लिये सर बहुत लिये
लड़की – मेरे होंठ कितने खराब हैं
डॉक्टर – प्लास्टिक सर्जरी करा लो
लड़की – कितने पैसे लगेंगे
डॉक्टर – छह लाख रुपये
लड़की – अगर प्लास्टिक मैं खुद ला दूँ तो
डॉक्टर – फेवीकॉल भी लेती आना फ्री में चिपका दूँगा
पप्पू: क्या मैं तुम्हे किस कर सकता
हूँ?
लड़की: कंडोम लाये हो?
पप्पुः किस के लिए कंडोम?
लड़की: शरीफ तो ऐसे बन रहे हो जैसे
किस के बाद जो खड़ा होगा उसपे
2019 का कैलेंडर टांगोगे।
लड़की से….क्स करते-करते लड़के से:
यह गलत है।
लड़का: पर मैं तुमसे प्यार करता हूँ।
लड़की: फिर भी गलत है।
लड़का: हम शादी कर लेंगे जान।
लड़की: भो..स..डी के, जहाँ डाल रहा है
वो जगह गलत है।
पति पत्नी सेक्स कर रहे थे।
बीवी : आहह थोड़ा और…
थोड़ा आगे.. तोड़ा दायें..
थोड़ा सा और..
बस बस तोड़ा सा बाएं..
तभी अचानक पति बोला : माँ की
लोड़ी चुदवा रही है
या
लोड़ा पार्किंग में लगवा रही है..।
लड़का: काम कैसा चल रहा है
आजकल
लड़की: काम कम है, बैठे-बैठे कुर्सी
तोड़ रही हूँ यार।
लड़का: आ जाओ, पलंग तोड़ते हैं।
Police To Mujrim : Tune Bachche Ki Gand Kyu Mari??
Mujrim : Ji Janab Thand Thi Or Bachcha Khoobsurat Tha,
Police : Ab Bacha Kaha Hai??
Mujrim : Wo Khush Hai Or Sms Pad Raha Hai.
“क्या स्त्री-पुरुष में वासना रहित घनिष्ठता हो सकती है? एक युवती ने अपने नये प्रेमी से पूछा।
“हां… बशर्ते कि पुरुष नपुंसक हो।”
फ्लाइट में पायलट ने अनाउंस किया।हम आधे घंटे में लैंड करने वाले हैं ।
और फ़िर वो माईक बंद करना भूल गया. और साथ वाले पायलट से बोला
अब एक गर्म चाय पियूँगा फ़िर एयर होस्टेस की पप्पी लूँगा
एयर होस्टेस ये सुनकर माईक बंद करने के लिए भागी और एक बच्चे के पैरों में फस कर गिर गई.
बच्चे ने बोला तुझे बड़ी जल्दी है
सुना नहीं पहले वो चाय पियेगा
टीचर- दूध निकालते वक़्त भैंस उदास क्यों होती है?
पप्पू- मैडम जी आपको कैसा लगेगा जब कोई 10 मिनट तक आपके दुध दबाऐ
और फिर बिना ठोके ही चला जाऐ
टीचर- तू बाहर निकल साले तू
लड़का- वैसे भाभी जी Black साड़ी में आ बहुत हॉट लग रही हो
भाभी- सीधे सीधे बोल ना लेने का मन है
कमरे में आ जाओ लेकिन मैं घोड़ी नहीं बनूंगी
आज का कुविचार:
बुद्धि चड्डी जैसी होती है, होनी ज़रूरी है दिखानी नही,
चूतियापंती ब्रा जैसी होती है, दिखानी नही भी हो तो भी दिख जाती है,
और गलती गाँड की तरह होती है, खुद की दिखती नही पर दूसरों की जरूर दिखती है।
लड़की: यार ठंड बहुत
पड़ रही हैं,
मेरे होंठ फट रहे हैं।
लड़का : अरे पगली
अभी तोह शुरुवात हैं, आगे आगे देख क्या
क्या फटता हैं।
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms anymore? Because they make up everything.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
I told my computer I needed a break, and it said it needed space.
The coffee report: grounds for dismissal.
The big cheese—it’s a gouda one.
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“Kya tum mujhe apna naam batogi, ya main tumhe ‘Apna’ hi bulaun?”
(Will you tell me your name, or should I just call you ‘Mine’?)
“Agar main tumhe apna dil dedu, toh kya tum use sambhal sakti ho?”
(If I give you my heart, can you handle it?)
“Tum mere sapno mein aati ho, ya main roz wahi dream dekhta hoon?”
(Do you come in my dreams, or do I just see the same dream every day?)
“Tumhare bina toh yeh jagah suni hai. Let’s make it happening together?”
(This place is empty without you. Let’s make it happening together?)
“Tumhari smile dekh kar toh mera din ban jata hai.”
(My day gets made just by seeing your smile.)
“Agar tum meri life mein na hoti, toh life thodi boring hoti, don’t you think?”
(Don’t you think my life would be a little boring without you in it?)
“Tumhara naam toh pata nahi, par lagta hai tum ‘Special’ ho.”
(I don’t know your name, but you seem ‘Special’.)
“Kya main tumhe follow karu? Kyunki mera mummy kehti hai always follow your dreams.”
“Agar main tumhe star kehta hoon, toh kya tum meri zindagi mein shine karogi?”
(If I call you a star, will you shine in my life?)
“Tumhe dekhte hi mera dil DDLJ ka music play karne lagta hai.”
(Whenever I see you, my heart starts playing DDLJ’s music.)
“Kya tum mujhe apna Google banaogi? Kyunki tum mein sab kuch milta hai jo main dhoondhta hoon.”
(Will you be my Google? Because I find everything I’m looking for in you.)
“Tum woh missing spice ho jo meri life ke dish ko perfect banata hai.”
(You’re that missing spice which makes the dish of my life perfect.)
“Main tera naam apne status mein daalun? Kyunki tum mere current status ho.”
(Should I put your name in my status? Because you’re my current status.)
“Kya main tumhe Wi-Fi signal bula sakta hoon? Kyunki jab bhi paas hoti ho, automatically connect ho jata hoon.”
(Can I call you my Wi-Fi signal? Because I automatically connect whenever you’re around.)
“Agar tum star ho toh main tumhara sky hoon.”
(If you’re a star, then I’m your sky.)
“Tumhare aane se yeh jagah selfie-worthy ho gayi.”
(This place became selfie-worthy as soon as you arrived.)
“Mujhe toh lagta hai humare beech mein kuch electric connection hai!”
(I feel there’s some electric connection between us!)
“Main tumhare liye chai bhi chhod doon!”
(I’d even give up tea for you!)
“Jab tum paas hoti ho, toh har problem ‘easy mode’ mein lagti hai.”
(When you’re around, every problem feels like it’s in ‘easy mode’.)
“Kya tum meri choti-choti khushiyon ka reason banogi?”
(Will you be the reason for my little joys?)
“Tumhare bina toh party mein flavor hi nahi.”
(The party lacks flavor without you.)
“Agar tum message ho toh main tumhara notification.”
(If you’re a message, then I’m your notification.)
“Tum yahaan kaise? Maine toh bas aaj morning mein hi wish kiya tha tumhe dekhne ka!”
(How are you here? I just wished to see you this morning!)
“Main toh bas yehi soch raha tha ki kash, tum yahaan hoti. Aur tum yahaan aa gayi!”
(I was just hoping you’d be here. And here you are!)
“Tum smile karo na, mujhe charger chahiye apne energy levels badhane ke liye.”
(Can you smile? I need a charger to boost my energy levels.)
“Agar zindagi ek film hoti, toh tum meri favorite heroine zaroor hoti!”
(If life was a movie, you’d definitely be my favorite heroine!)
“Kya hum same wavelength pe hain? Kyunki mujhe lagta hai humare thoughts match ho rahe hain.”
“Tum woh special song ho jo mere playlist mein on repeat chalta hai.”
(You’re that special song that’s always on repeat in my playlist.)
“Kya tum mere life ka password ho? Kyunki tumhe milne ke baad hi sab kuch unlock ho jata hai.”
(Are you the password to my life? Because everything seems to unlock after I meet you.)
“Agar beauty kisi shop mein bikti, toh woh shop tumhe dekhkar band ho jati!”
(If beauty was sold in a shop, that shop would close down after seeing you!)
“Maine toh suna tha angels sirf heaven mein hote hain. Tum yahaan kaise?”
(I heard angels were only in heaven. How are you here?)
“Jab tum laugh karte ho, mere problems auto-delete ho jate hain.”
(When you laugh, my problems auto-delete.)
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“Tum toh woh puzzle piece ho jo meri life complete karti hai.”
(You’re that puzzle piece which completes my life.)
“Agar main artist hota, toh tum meri masterpiece.”
“Tumhari aankhon mein woh khaas baat hai, jo words mein nahi keh sakta.”
(There’s something special in your eyes that words can’t express.)
“Har ek love story mein ek hero hota hai, aur wo main hoon… Bas heroine ki talash hai. Interested?”
(Every love story has a hero, and that’s me… Just searching for the heroine. Interested?)
“Tum agar agree karo, toh hum world ka best jodi ban sakte hain.”
(If you agree, we could be the best pair in the world.)
“Maine kabhi believe nahi kiya love at first sight mein, par jab tumhe dekha, sab badal gaya.”
“Kya tum mujhe apna personal map banogi? Kyunki everytime I look into your eyes, I get lost.”
“Jab bhi tumhe dekhta hoon, mere dil ki GPS ‘destination arrived’ kehti hai.”
(Whenever I see you, my heart’s GPS says ‘destination arrived’.)
“Agar beauty mein competition hota, toh tum always first aati.”
(If there was a beauty competition, you’d always come first.)
“Main usually coffee ke bina sleepy feel karta hoon, par tumhare saamne, main always alert rehta hoon.”
(I usually feel sleepy without coffee, but in front of you, I’m always alert.)
“Tum itni sweet ho, doctor ne mujhe tumhe daily dekhne se mana kiya hai!”
(You’re so sweet that my doctor has advised against seeing you daily!)
“Main soch raha tha, kash tum meri life ki permanent subscription hoti.”
(I was thinking, I wish you were a permanent subscription of my life.)
“Tumhari beauty ko dekhkar, even the moon must feel shy.”
(Seeing your beauty, even the moon must feel shy.)
“Kya tum meri life ka title track banogi? You’re always on my mind!”
(Will you be the title track of my life? You are always on my mind!)
“Main apne dosto ko tumhe dekhne ke liye ‘premium’ charge karun? Kyunki tum exclusive ho.”
(Should I charge my friends a ‘premium’ to see you? Because you’re exclusive.)
“Har din main ek wish karta hoon – ki tum mere saath hoti.”
(Every day I make one wish – that you’re with me.)
“Tum ho toh yeh jagah paradise lagti hai, warna bas ek aur jagah.”
(With you, this place feels like paradise; without you, it’s just another place.)
“Tumhare aane se boring waala din bhi eventful ban jata hai.”
(A boring day becomes eventful with your presence.)
“Kya tum mere future predictions mein ho? Kyunki mujhe lagta hai tum mera future ho.”
(Are you in my future predictions? Because I think you are my future.)
“Kya main tumhe apna lucky charm bula sakta hoon?”
(Can I call you my lucky charm?)
“Jab tum baat karti ho, lagta hai melody plays in the background.”
(When you talk, it feels like there’s a melody playing in the background.)
“Main aur mere feelings, humesha tumhare liye ‘online’ rehte hain.”
(Me and my feelings are always ‘online’ for you.)
“Tum wo magic ho jo mere har dukh ko disappear kar deti ho.”
(You are the magic that makes all my sorrows disappear.)
“Tum agar accept karo, toh main tumhe lifetime ki free subscription offer kar raha hoon – mere dil ki.”
(If you accept, I’m offering you a lifetime free subscription – to my heart.)
“Tumhe dekhe bina, mera day incomplete lagta hai.”
(Without seeing you, my day feels incomplete.)
“Tum hi ho wo ‘special offer’ jise har koi chahta hai, but only a few get.”
(You are that ‘special offer’ everyone wants, but only a few get.)
“Agar pyaar mein grades hote, toh tumhe ‘A+’ milta, every time.”
(If there were grades in love, you’d get an ‘A+’ every time.)
“Tumhari presence se hi mere surroundings mein positive vibes aa jate hain.”
(Your presence brings positive vibes to my surroundings.)
“Mujhe geography nahi aati, but maine tumhe dekhte hi decide kar liya – you’re my world!”
(I don’t know geography, but as soon as I saw you, I decided – you’re my world!)
“Tumhe dekhkar toh poets bhi inspire ho jate honge.”
(Even poets must get inspired by seeing you.)
“Agar pyaar mein bhi exams hote, toh tum meri top priority wali subject hoti.”
(If there were exams in love, you’d be my top priority subject.)
“Kash main photographer hota, har moment tumhe capture kar leta.”
(I wish I were a photographer, I’d capture every moment of you.)
“Tum woh dream ho jo har morning mujhe good feeling deta hai.”
(You are the dream that gives me a good feeling every morning.)
“Kash hum dono cookies aur milk ki tarah hote – perfect combination!”
(I wish we were like cookies and milk – a perfect combination!)
“Har romantic song sunte waqt, mere thoughts auto-direct tum tak pohoch jate hain.”
(Whenever I hear a romantic song, my thoughts auto-direct to you.)
“Tum aur main – better love story than most movies, don’t you think?”
(You and me – a better love story than most movies, don’t you think?)
“Mujhe yakeen hai, humare beech ka connection 5G se bhi strong hai.”
(I believe the connection between us is stronger than 5G.)
“Main soch raha tha ki life mein next step kya lu. Aur phir tum samne aayi. Decision made!”
(I was thinking about my next step in life. And then you appeared in front of me. Decision made!)
“Tum itni cool ho, global warming ka solution tum mein hi hai.”
(You’re so cool, the solution to global warming is in you.)
“Tumhe dekhne ke baad, mere standards aur bhi upar chale gaye hain.”
(After seeing you, my standards have risen even higher.)
“Tum mere liye woh dessert ho jo main har meal ke baad chahta hoon.”
(For me, you are that dessert I want after every meal.)
“Kash tumhe bookmark kar sakta, taki life ke har chapter mein tum mere saath hoti.”
(I wish I could bookmark you, so you’d be with me in every chapter of my life.)
“Tum meri life ki best notification ho.”
(You are the best notification of my life.)
“Agar pyaar mein bhi app hota, toh tum uska top feature hoti.”
(If love had an app, you’d be its top feature.)
“Tumhari har baat pe main ‘like’ button daba du.”
(I’d hit the ‘like’ button for every word you say.)
“Tum hi ho woh premium content jise dekhne ke liye main always ready hoon.”
(You are that premium content I’m always ready to watch.)
“Kya tum mujhe apne life ki playlist mein add karogi?”
(Will you add me to the playlist of your life?)
“Jab bhi tumhe dekhta hoon, mera heart rate thoda upar chala jata hai.”
(Whenever I see you, my heart rate spikes a little.)
“Agar love mein currency hoti, toh tum mere liye priceless treasure hoti.”
(If love had a currency, you’d be my priceless treasure.)
“Maine suna hai opposites attract. So, in which way do you think we’re different?”
(I’ve heard opposites attract. So, in which way do you think we’re different?)
“Main tumhare bina like biryani without masala.”
(I’m like biryani without its spices without you.)
“Tum mere liye woh unexpected bonus ho, jo salary ke saath aata hai.”
(You’re like that unexpected bonus that comes with the salary for me.)
“Tumhare saath time spend karne ka mann hamesha karta hai.”
(I always feel like spending time with you.)
“Agar love mein bhi market hota, toh tum top-selling item hoti.”
(If there was a market for love, you’d be the top-selling item.)
“Kya tum meri life ka highlight reel mein starring role play karogi?”
(Will you play the starring role in the highlight reel of my life?)
“Jab tum paas hoti ho, everything seems to go in slow motion.”
(When you’re around, everything seems to go in slow motion.)
“Mujhe nahi pata ki future mein kya hoga, but I hope tum usmein zaroor ho.”
(I don’t know what the future holds, but I hope you’re in it.)
“Tum agar film star hoti, toh main tumhara biggest fan hota.”
(If you were a film star, I’d be your biggest fan.)
“Main toh soch raha tha ki kash, life rewind button ke saath aati. Taki tumse baar-baar meet kar sakoon.”
(I was thinking, I wish life came with a rewind button, so I could meet you over and over again.)
“Kya tum mujhe apne life story ka co-author banane degi?”
(Will you let me be the co-author of your life story?)
“Agar flirting mein bhi school hote, toh main tumhare liye top grade lata.”
(If there was a school for flirting, I’d bring the top grade for you.)
“Agar pyaar ko measure kiya ja sakta, toh mera love for you infinite hota.”
(If love could be measured, my love for you would be infinite.)
“Main hamesha wonder karta hoon ki kaise kisi itni amazing qualities ek insaan mein aa sakti hain.”
(I always wonder how so many amazing qualities can be in one person.)
“Tumhe dekh kar toh poets bhi apni lines bhool jate honge.”
(Seeing you, even poets might forget their lines.)
“Tum meri life mein woh rainbow ho jo cloudy day ko brighten up kar deta hai.”
(You’re the rainbow in my life that brightens up a cloudy day.)
“Kya main tumhe lifetime ki free memories offer kar sakta hoon?”
(Can I offer you a lifetime of free memories?)
“Tum itni unique ho, agar tum product hoti toh ‘limited edition’ ke tag ke saath aati.”
(You’re so unique, if you were a product, you’d come with a ‘limited edition’ tag.)
“Agar tum coffee hoti, toh main tumhe without sugar pita, kyunki tum already sweet ho.”
(If you were coffee, I’d drink you without sugar because you’re already sweet.)
“Kash main painter hota, tumhe bar-bar paint kar sakta.”
(I wish I was a painter, so I could paint you over and over again.)
“Kabhi socha hai ki hum dono combined kitne amazing hote? Just think about it!”
(Ever thought about how amazing we’d be together? Just think about it!)
“Tumhari smile se brighter toh sirf sun hota hai.”
(Only the sun is brighter than your smile.)
“Agar main poet hota, toh tum mere har poem ki inspiration hoti.”
(If I were a poet, you’d be the inspiration for every poem.)
“Jab bhi tumhe dekhta hoon, mujhe believe hota hai ki perfect things exist.”
(Whenever I see you, I believe that perfect things do exist.)
“Tumhe dekhte hi mere bad days turn into good ones.”
(Just seeing you turns my bad days into good ones.)
“Agar hum dono book mein characters hote, toh hum best love story likhte.”
(If we were characters in a book, we’d write the best love story.)
“Mujhe toh lagta hai, universe ne special effort dala hai tumhe create karne mein.”
(I think the universe put in a special effort to create you.)
“Kya tum mujhe apne life ke next chapter mein lead role de sakti ho?”
(Can you give me the lead role in the next chapter of your life?)
“From sweet and romantic to thoda naughty, ‘Hindi pick up lines‘ har range mein available hain. And the beauty? Woh hai Hindi language mein jo depth aur playfulness aati hai. Whether you want to make someone smile, ya you want to add thoda spice in conversation, yeh ‘dirty flirting lines in Hindi’ hamesha kaam aayenge. Next time jab mood ho flirt ka, yaad rakhna, Hindi lines always rock!
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]]>Tum udaas udaas se lagte ho,
Koi tarkib batao manane ki,
Main zindagi girvi rakh sakti hoon,
Tum keemat to batao muskurane ki…
Rishton ki yeh duniya hai niraali,
Sab rishton se pyaari hai rishtedaari tumhaari,
Manzoor hai aansu bhi aankhon mein hamaare,
Agar aa jaaye muskaan hotho pe tumhaari…
Kabhi chupke se muskura kar dekhna,
Dil par lage pahre hata kar dekhna,
Ye zindagi teri khilkhila uthegi,
Khud par kuch lamhe luta kar dekhna.
Zindagi kabhi mushkil, to kabhi aasaan hoti hai,
Kabhi “Uf”, to kabhi “Waah” hoti hai,
Na bhulana kabhi apni “smile”
Kyoki isse har mushkil aasaan hoti hai.
Aapki pasand hamaari chaahat ban jaaye,
Aapki muskaan dil ki raahat ban jaaye,
Khuda khushiyon se itna khush kar de aapko,
Ki aapko khush dekhna hamaari aadat ban jaaye.
Banati hai agar baat to baant lo har khushi,
Gam na zaahir karo tum kisi se kabhi,
Dil ki gehraai mein gam chhupaate raho,
Chaar din ki zindagi mein sada muskuraate raho.
Tension se chehre par pimple padte hain,
Rone se chehre par rinkle padte hain,
Isliye dost hamesha hanste raho,
Kyoki hasne se chehre pe dimple padte hain…
Phool ban kar muskuraana zindagi,
Muskura ke gam bhulaana zindagi,
Jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,
Haar kar khushiyaan manaana bhi zindagi…
Jab bhagwan ka saath hai,
To darne ki kya baat hai.
Jab bhi kabhi dar lagne lage,
To bhagwan ka naam shakti de.
Kuch paakar to har koi
Muskurata hai
Magar kuch khokar bhi muskurana
Koi koi jaanta hai.
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Khuda ne mujhe sab kuch diya,
Us khuda ka karu main behad shukriya.
Khushi mein apna din guzarta hoon,
Har gareeb ka jeevan sanwaarta hoon.
Jis par bhagwan ki nazar hai,
Use na lagti kisi ki bhi nazar hai.
Khushi koi manzil nahi,
Ye to raasta hai.
Hanste-muskuraate chalte jaao,
Isime jeevan ki daasta hai.
Mauka dekhkar khush mat raho
Har mauke ko hi khushi se bhar do.
Khush raho
Auron ko khush rakho,
Jeevan ki uljhanon se
Kabhi mat thako.
Zindagi koi manzar nahi,
Ye to ek yatra hai.
Is yatra pe chalte jaao,
Aur iska anand uthao.
Bhool jaao bita hua kal,
Dil mein basa lo aane wala pal,
Muskurao chahe jo ho kal,
Fir khushiya hi laayega agla pal…
Hanste dilo mein gham bhi hain,
Muskuraati aankhe kabhi nam bhi hain,
Dua karte hai aapki hasi kabhi na ruke,
Kyoki aapki muskuraahat ke deewane ham bhi hain…Gam ko dil se aazaad karna,
Hansi se dil ko aabaad karna.
Zindagi mein sabse bada dhanwan wo insaan hota hai,
Jo doosron ko apni muskuraahat dekar unka dil jeet leta hai.
Muskuraana ek aisa uphaar hai,
Jo bina mol ke bhi anmol hai,
Ismein dene waale ka kuch bhi kam nahi hota hai,
Aur paane waala nihaal ho jaata hai.
Khud ki hothon par muskuraahat rakh lo,
Duniya hansti nazar aayegi.
Kurbaan ho jaaun muskuraahat par tumhaare,
Ya ise dekhkar jeene ka ek bahaana dhoondh loon…
Chalo muskuraane ki wajah dhoondhte hain,
Tum hamein dhoondho…hum tumhe dhoondhte hain…
Puraani galatiyon ko sochkar sirf dil udaas hota hai,
Muskuraata hua chehra kabhi bhi “out of fashion” nahi hota hai.
Aapki pasand hamaari chaahat ban jaaye
Aapki muskaan dil ki raahat ban jaaye
Khuda khushiyon se itna khush kar de aapko
Ki aapko khush dekhna hamaari aadat ban jaaye.
Hum apni haar wahaan sveekaar kar lete hain,
Jahaan hum dil se kisi ko apna maan lete hain.
Aaj ye ehsaas hamein aapke liye ho raha hai,
Tabhi to soch rahe hain ki aapko apna bana lete hain!
Phool ban kar muskuraana zindagi hai
Muskura ke gam bhulaana zindagi hai
Jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua
Haar kar khushiyaan manaana bhi zindagi hai.
Tension se chehre par pimple padte hain
Rone se chehre par rinkle padte hain
Isliye dost hamesha hanste raho
Kyoki hasne se chehre pe dimple padte hain.
Apni khushi mein itne andhe mat hona,
Ki kisi ka gam dikhaai na de.
Khushiyon ke shor mein itna mat khona,
Ki, kisi ka dukh sunaai na de.
Jab bhagwan ka saath hai,
To darne ki kya baat hai.
Jab bhi kabhi dar lagne lage,
To bhagwan ka naam shakti de.
धन्यवाद आपके इस पृष्ठ पर आने के लिए। हमें उम्मीद है कि आपको हमारी Hindi Happy Shayari पसंद आई होगी। खुश रहें, मुस्कुराते रहें और इन शायरियों को अपने प्रियजनों के साथ शेयर करें। फिर मिलते हैं अगले अपडेट में.
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ਲੱਖਾਂ ਚੋਟਾਂ ਖਾ ਕੇ ਵੀ ਮੈਂ ਸਜਦੇ ਕਰ ਦਿਤੇ…
ਸਦਕੇ ਜਾਵਾਂ ਉਹਨਾ ਬਹੁਤ ਅਜੀਜਾ ਦੇ…
ਜਿੰਨਾ ਧੋਖੇ ਕਰਕੇ ਇਲਜਾਮ ਮੇਰੇ ਸਿਰ ਮੜ ਦਿਤੇ….
ਸੌ ਵਾਰੀ ਤੈਨੂੰ ਯਾਦ ਕਰਾਂ ਸੌ ਵਾਰੀ ਦਿਲੋ ਭੁਲਾਉਦਾ ਹਾ…..
ਪਰ ਕੀ ਕਰਾ ਦਿਲ ਮੰਨਦਾ ਨਈ ਸ਼ਾਇਦ ਮੈਂ ਅੱਜ ਵੀ ਤੈਨੂੰ ਚਾਉਦਾ ਹਾ..
ਏ ਅੱਖੀਆਂ ਦਾ ਪਾਣੀ , ਬਿਨਾ ਗੱਲ ਤੋਂ
ਡੁੱਲਦਾ ਨਹੀ..
ਮੇਰੀ ਕੁਝ ਤਾਂ ਲਗਦੀ ਸੀ , ਜੀਹਦਾ ਅੱਜ
ਵੀ ਚੇਤਾ ਭੁੱਲਦਾ ਨਹੀ —
ਕਿਸ਼ਤੀ ਡੋਬੀ ਸੋਹਣੇ ਸੱਜਣਾ ਨੇ ਅੱਧਵਾਟੇ,
ਕੀ ਦੇਣਾ ਦੋਸ਼ ਮਲਾਹਾਂ ਨੂੰ,
ਜਦੋਂ ਮੰਜਿਲ ਦਾ ਹੀ ਕੋਈ ਸਿਰਨਾਵਾਂ ਨਹੀ,
ਤਾਂ ਕੀ ਕਰਨਾ ਪੁੱਛ ਕੇ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਰਾਹਾਂ ਨੂੰ,
ਹੌਲੀ-ਹੌਲੀ ਛੱਡ ਜਾਵਾਂਗੇ..
ਪੀੜਾਂ ਦੇ ਕਈ ਸ਼ਹਿਰਾਂ ਨੂੰ…
ਲੂਣ ਦੀਆਂ ਸੜਕਾਂ ਤੇ ਤੁਰ ਪਏਂ…
ਲੈ ਕੇ ਜਖਮੀਂ ਪੈਰਾਂ ਨੂੰ..
ਕਦੇ ਤਾਂ ਰੌ ਪੈਣਾ ਉਸਨੇ,
ਮੈਨੂੰ ਅਲਵਿਦਾ ਕਹਿਣ ਵਾਲੀ ਗੱਲ ਯਾਦ ਕਰਕੇ ।
ਮੇਰੀਆਂ ਸ਼ਰਾਰਤਾਂ ਤੇ ਜੋ ਰੋਜ਼ ਦਿੰਦੀ ਰਹੀ,
ਧਮਕੀਆਂ ਜੁਦਾਈ ਦੀਆਂ ||ਜਿਸ ਦਿਨ ਦੇਖਿਆ ਸੀ ਸੁਪਨਾ ਅਬਾਦ ਹੋਣ ਦਾ,,,,,
ਨਾ ਆਇਆ ਖਿਆਲ ਦਿਲ ਦੇ ਬਰਬਾਦ ਹੋਣ ਦਾ,,,,,,
ਸ਼ਾਇਦ ਅਸੀਂ ਕਿਸੇ ਦੇ ਕਾਬਿਲ ਹੀ ਨਹੀਂ,,,,,,,,
ਕਿਵੇਂ ਕਰੀਏ ਦਾਅਵਾ “ਕਿਸੇ” ਨੂੰ ਯਾਦ ਆਉਣ ਦਾ,,ਯਾਦ ਤਾਂ ਹੈ ਪਰ ਯਾਦ ਨਹੀ,ਕੀ ਯਾਦ ਕਰਾਂ ਉਸ ਯਾਦ ਨੂੰ ।
ਉਹ ਤਾਂ ਯਾਦ ਨੀ ਕਰਦੇ ਮੈਨੂੰ,ਕੀ ਕਰਾਂ ਉਸ ਯਾਦ ਨੂੰ ।
ਯਾਦ ਯਾਦ ਵਿਚ ਯਾਦ ਨਾ ਰਿਹਾ,ਉਸਨੂੰ ਯਾਦ ਕੀ ਹੋਣਾ ਸੀ।
ਯਾਦ ਵਿਚ ਵੀ ਬੰਦਾ ਕੱਲਾ,ਤੇ ਯਾਦ ਵਿਚ ਹੀ ਰੋਣਾ ਸੀ।
ਪਿਆਰ ਮੈਂ ਵੀ ਕੀਤਾ,ਪਿਆਰ ਉਹਨੇ ਵੀ ਕੀਤਾ,
ਫਰਕ ਸਿਰਫ ਏਨਾਂ ਹੈ ਕਿ..
ਮੈਂ ਉਹਨੂੰ ਆਪਣਾ ਬਣਾਉਣ ਲਈ ਕੀਤਾ
ਤੇ ਉਹਨੇ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਸਮਾਂ ਬਿਤਾਉਣ ਲਈ ਕੀਤਾ
Dil kehnda hai k mere ton juda ho ke rondi tan oh v hovegi,
Apne dil nu joothe dilase de ke samjhaundi tan oh v hovegi,
Jade mil jaye zindgi vich fer kade chaundi tan oh v hovegi,
Jina rahan te chali c oh mere naal ohna rahan te mur mur ke aundi ta oh v hovegi.
Je khoon de rishteya ch sachai hundi
Ta ajj v satyug jehe najjrane hunde…
Je paisa na jagg te hunda Ekam
Ta kde na apne begane hunde.
Nikki Nikki GaLL utte Rusdi Si Hundi Chukk Nakhre Tere Ni Assi tainu Si Manaunde Rahe….
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Jithe Tu Bulaeya Chhad Kamm Kaar Saare Assi Tere Lyi si Aunde Rahe…
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HaQ tu Jataundi Honi Payaar Wich Shayd, Ehi soch Assi DiL apna Samjhaunde Rahe….
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Par Chukkeya Nazaiz Faidaa ‘aMan’ de tu pyar da..chubhdi Aa Gall ehi….awein nahiyo Tere Pichhon Hanju si Vahaunde Rahe.
ਜ਼ਖਮ ਪੈਰਾਂ ਦੇ ਅਸੀਂ ਤਾਂ ਦੇਖਣੋ ਹੀ ਹਟ ਗਏ…ਕੰਡਿਆਂ ਤੇ ਤੁਰਨ ਦੀ ਹੁਣ ਆਦਤ ਹੋ ਗਈ…
ਪੈਸਾ ਭਾਂਵੇਂ ਲੱਖ ਹੈ ਕਮਾ ਲਿਆ ਫੈਦਾ ਕੀ ਜੇ ਇੱਜ਼ਤ ਕਮਾਈ ਨਾ
ਤੈਨੂੰ ਵਹਿਮ ਸਬ ਤੋਂ ਤੂੰ ਤਗੜਾ ਵਹਿਮ ਦੀ ਕੋਈ ਸੋਹਣਿਆ ਦਵਾਈ ਨਾ
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ਇਕਲਾਪੇ ਦੀ ਠੰਡ ਚ ਜਦ ਵੀ ਠਰਦੀ ਹੋਵੇਂਗੀ
ਸਾਹ ਤੋਂ ਨਿੱਘਾ ਸੱਜਣ ਚੇਤੇ ਕਰਦੀ ਹੋਵੇਂਗੀ
ਬਹੁਤ ਸਾਰੀਆਂ ਖੁਸ਼ੀਆਂ ਤੇ ਖਵਾਹਿਸ਼ਾਂ ਦਫ਼ਨ ਨੇ
ਇਹ ਦਿਲ ਵੀ ਕਿਸੇ ਕਬਰੀਸਤਾਨ ਤੋ ਘਟ ਨਹੀਂ
ਦਰਿਆ ਦੇ ਕੰਢੇ ਤੇ ਤੈਰਦੀ ਲਾਸ਼ ਦੇਖ ਕੇ ਇਹ ਗੱਲ ਸਮਝ ਆਈ ਕਿ,
ਬੋਝ ਸਰੀਰ ਦਾ ਨਹੀਂ ਸਾਹਾਂ ਦਾ ਸੀ।
ਤੇਰੇ ਤੋ ਬਾਦ ਕੋਣ ਬਣੂਗਾ ਹਮਦਰਦ ਮੇਰਾ ????
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ਮੈ ਤੈਨੂੰ ਪਾਉਣ ਦੀ ਜਿੱਦ ਵਿੱਚ ਆਪਣੇ ਵੀ ਖੋ ਲਏ
ਛੱਡ ਦਿੱਤਾ ਹੈ ਕਿਸਮਤ ਦੀਆਂ ਲਕੀਰਾਂ ਤੇ ਯਕੀਨ ਕਰਨਾ…….ਜਦੋ ਲੋਕ ਬਦਲ ਸਕਦੇ ਨੇ ਫਿਰ ਕਿਸਮਤ ਕੀ ਚੀਜ਼ ਹੈ…….!!!
ਕੋਈ ਕਿੰਨਾਂ ਵੀ ਚੰਗਾ ਲੱਗੇ ਦੂਰੀਆਂ ਬਣਾ ਕੇ ਰੱਖੀ ਦਿਲਾ..
ਅਕਸਰ ਜਾਨ ਲੈ ਲੈਂਦੇ ਨੇ ਸੀਨੇ ਨਾਲ ਲੱਗ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਜੋ..
ਪਿਆਰ ਹੋਇਆ ਅਗਲੇ ਜਨਮ ਵੀ ਤਾਂ ਤੇਰੇ ਨਾਲ ਹੀ ਹੋਵੇਗਾ……ਇਸ ਨਾਦਾਨ ਦਿਲ ਨੂੰ ਤੇਰੇ ਤੇ ਭਰੋਸਾ ਹੀ ਬਹੁਤ ਹੈ…..!!!
ਕਿੰਨੀ ਅਜੀਬ ਹੈ ਮੇਰੇ ਅੰਦਰ ਦੀ ਤਨਹਾਈ ਵੀ,
ਹਜ਼ਾਰਾਂ ਆਪਣੇ ਨੇ ਪਰ ਯਾਦ ਤੂੰ ਹੀ ਆਉਦਾ ਹੈ…..!!!
ਮੇਰੇ ਨਾਲ ਬਿਤਾਏ ਪੱਲ ਸੰਭਾਲ ਕੇ ਰੱਖੀ,
ਯਾਦ ਤਾਂ ਜਰੂਰ ਆਉਗਾ, ਪਰ ਵਾਪਸ ਨਹੀ…|
ਚੰਗਾ ਹੋਇਆ ਮੇਰੇ ਬਿਨਾ ਉਹਨਾਂ ਦਾ ਸਰ ਗਿਆ
ਮੈਂ ਵੀ ਉਹਨਾ ਦੀ ਯਾਦ ਤੋਂ ਪੱਲਾ ਛੁਡਾ ਰਿਹਾਂ
ਇਹਨਾਂ ਦੂਰੀਆਂ ਨੂੰ ਕਦੇ ਜੁਦਾਈ ਨਾ ਸਮਝੀ
ਬੁਲ੍ਹਾਂ ਦੀਆਂ ਖਾਮੋਸ਼ੀਆਂ ਨੂੰ ਕਦੇ ਸਾਡੀ ਰੁਸਵਾਈ ਨਾ ਸਮਝੀ
ਇਕ ਇਕ ਪਲ ਯਾਦ ਕਰਾਂਗਾ ਤੈਨੂੰ
ਜੇਕਰ ਮੁਕ ਗਿਆ ਤਾਂ ਸਾਡੇ ਮੁਕਨੇ ਨੂੰ ਬੇਵਫਾਈ ਨਾ ਸਮਝੀ
ਕਿੰਨੀ ਅਸਾਨੀ ਨਾਲ ਖਤਮ ਕਰ ਦਿੱਤਾ ਉਸਨੇ ਰਿਸ਼ਤਾ ਸਾਡੇ ਨਾਲ…….
ਜਿਸਨੰੂ ਦੇਖ ਕੇ ਹੀ ਅਸੀ ਸਾਰੀ ਦੁਨੀਆਂ ਭੁੱਲ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਸੀ….!!!
ਅਸੀ ਨਾ ਚਾਉਦੇ ਹੋਏ ਵੀ ਜ਼ਿੰਦਗੀ ਹਾਰ ਗਏ,,
ਜੀਹਨੂੰ ਜਾਨੋ ਵੱਧਕੇ ਚਾਉਦੇ ਸੀ ਉਹ ਹੱਥੋ ਸਾਡੇ ਯਾਰ ਗਏ ..
ਨਦੀ ਦੇ ਕੰਡੇ ਹਾਂ ਸਾਬਤ ਨਹੀਂ,ਖਰਦੇ ਵੀ ਨਹੀਂ ਆਪਾਂ ,
ਤੁਸਾਂ ਬਿਨ ਜੀਉਂਣ ਦਾ ਕੋਈ ਹੱਜ ਨਹੀਂ, ਮਰਦੇ ਵੀ ਨਹੀਂ ਆਪਾਂ,
ਅਸੀਂ ਉਹ ਦੀਵੇ ਜੋ ਮੜ੍ਹੀਆਂ ਤੇ ਵੀ ਜਗਾਏ ਨਾ ਗਏ,
ਉਹ ਗੀਤ ਜੋ ਲਿਖੇ ਤਾਂ ਸੀ ਪਰ ਗਾਏ ਨਾ ਗਏ,
ਹੰਝੂ ਬਣਕੇ ਉਹਦੀ ਯਾਦ ਆਵੇ__ ਦਿਨ ਰਾਤ ਹੀ ਮੇਰੀ ਅੱਖ ਰੋਵੇ__,
ਦਿਲ ਨਹੀ ਤਾਂ ਨਜ਼ਰ ਹੀ ਮਿਲ ਜਾਵੇ __ਕੋਈ ਰਿਸ਼ਤਾ ਤਾਂ ਉਹਦੇ ਤੱਕ ਹੋਵੇ__,
ਜੀਣਾ ਮਰਨਾ ਵੀ ਉਹਦੇ ਨਾਲ ਹੋਵੇ__ ਕੋਈ ਸਾਹ ਨਾਂ ਉਹਦੇ ਤੋਂ ਵੱਖ ਹੋਵੇ__,
ਉਹਨੂੰ ਜਿੰਦਗੀ ਆਪਣੀ ਆਖ ਸਕਾਂ__ ਬੱਸ ਇੰਨਾਂ ਕੁ ਉਹਦੇ ਉੱਤੇ ਹੱਕ ਹੋਵੇ
ਬਿਨ ਤੇਰੇ ਤਰੀਕਾਂ ਲੰਘਦੀਆਂ ਗਈਆਂ …
ਸੂਲੀ ਤੇ #ਪ੍ਰੀਤ ਨੂੰ ਟੰਗਦੀਆਂ ਗਈਆਂ
ਕਈ ਕਲੰਡਰ ਬਦਲ ਗਏ
ਪਰ ਤੂੰ ਨਾ ਖਬਰ ਸਾਰ ਲਈ …
ਯਾਦ ਰਖੀਂ ਨੀਂ ਤਰਸੇਂਗੀ ਇੱਕ ਦਿਨ
ਤੂੰ ਵੀ ਯਾਰਾਂ ਦੇ #ਪਿਆਰ ਲਈ ..
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Mere Baad Agar Kisi Ko Muj Jesa Paao To,
Mere Baad Kisi Ke Sath Muj Jaisa Mat Karna.
Muje Khone Ke Baad 1 Din Tum Mujhe Yaad Kroge,
Fir Dekhna Milne Ki Mujhse Tum Fariyaad Karoge..
Wo Kahta Hai Ki Bhula Do Purani Baato Ko..
Ab Kaise Samjhau Use Ki “Ishq” Kabhi Purana Nahi Hota..
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Main Nasamjh Sahi Par Wo Tara Hun Jo,
Teri Ek Khawaish Ke Liye So Waar Toot Jau.
Kuch
Shabad Hi To The,
Jinse Jana Tha,
Tune Mujhe Maine Tujhe.
Khaamoshi Tum Samjh Nahi Rahe ,
Alfaaz Ab Bache Nhi.
Jo Ghat Raha Hai Mujhe Wo Main Hun,
Jo Badh Gya Mujhme Vo Tum Ho.
Hazaaro Khuaab Toot-Te Hai,
Tab Kahi Ek Subha Hoti Hai.
Hai Na Mujhe Galatfehmiya,
Tumhe Jab Bhi Samjha
Apna Samjha
Koi Humara Bhi Tha
Kal Ki Hi Baat Hai.
Mujhe Rahega Intezar Ta-Umar Tera,
Ishq Mujhe Tujhse Hi Nahi,
Tere Hone Se Bhi Hai.
Meri Jagah Tum Hote To,
To Yakeenan Karo To Thak Gye Hote.
Khud Koi Galat Bhi,
Sahi Insaan Hi Maan Sakta Hai
Bas Itne Kareeb Raho,
Agar Baat Na Bhi Ho To, Doori Na Lage.
Thoda Aur Batao Na , Mujhe Mere Bare Mein,
Suna Hai Bahut Ache Se Jaante Ho Tum Mujhe.
Wo Hai Ke Jaane Ko Kahde Hai,
Dil Hai Ke Betha Ja Raha Hai.
Likhte Hai Sada Unhi Ke Liye,
Jinhone Hume Kabhi Padha Hi Nahi.
Tum Nadi Mai Ik Jharna,
Mai Girti Rahi, Tum Sambhalte Rahe.
Ab Auro Se Kya Baate Kare Hum,
Khud Main Hi Uljhe Huye Hai Hum.
Ek Mai Hun Jo Khud Ko,
Ab Tak Nahi Samjh Paya
Aur Log Najaane Mujhe
Kya Kya Samjh Lete Hai..
Aaj Teri Yaad Ko Seene Se Lga Kar Roye
Apne Khwabon Me Tujhe Pas Bula Kar Roye
Hazaroon Baar Pukara Tujhe Tanhaiyon Me
Aur Har Baar Tujhe Paas Na Pakr Roye
Kitni Mohabbat Hai Hume Tumse Yhi Bar Bar Pukar Kr Roye
Tu Ik Baar Laut As Har Bar Yahi Pukar Kar Roye
Bohot Kosis Ki Tujhe Bhulane Ki Phiir Is Baat Ko Yaad Krke Roye
Phiir Tumhari Us Do Pal. Ki Mohabbat Ko Yaad Karke Roye
Hum Bohot Roye U Wo Aakhri Baar Tha
Pyar Me Tere Maine, Sabko Bhula Diya
Sitam Tune Kiye, Waada Mene Kiya
Zindagi Me Saya Banke, Sath Nibhaungi
Fir Bhi Kyu Tune, Mere Dil Ko Rule Diya
Bewafa Tere Bin, Dil Ko Chain Kahan
Har Pal Satati, Mujhko Wo Teri Battein
Aankhein Bhar Ati Hai, Sansein Tham Jati Hai
Lakh Bhulaya Tujhe, Phir Bhi To Yaad Ata Hai
Kese Sahu Ye Tere, Dhoke Ka Ye Ghum
Sab Kuch Lutaya Mene, Bas Ek Haan Baki Hai
Ye Bhi Le Jate Zalim, Bada Tadpati Hai
Aye Dil Mat Kar
Itni Mohabbat
Kisi Se,
Ishq Mein Mila.
Dard Tu Seh Nahi
Payega
Toot Kar Bikhar
Jayega Apno Ke
Hatho Se,
Kise Toda Yeh
Bhi Kisi Se Keh
Na Payega
Yeh Kaise Mumkin Ho Sakta Hai, Ae Mere Khuda..
Koi Kisi Ko Itna Chahe,
Aur Use Kuch Bhi Hasil Na Ho,
Siwaye Thokre Aur Dard Ke..
Bin Bataye Usne Kyu Ye Duri Kar Di,
Bichad Ke Usne Mohabbat Hi Adhoori Kardi,
Mere Mukadar Me Gum Aya To Kya Hua
Khuda Ne Uski Khawaish To Puri Kardi.
Maine Khuda Se Poocha Ke,
Tune Mujhe Pyar Karna Kyo Sikha Diya,
Wo Bola Pehle Tu Bahut Khush Tha.
Isi Liye Tujhe Gamo Se Lada Diya,
Tu Sabak Ban Is Duniya Mein,
Ke Koi Pyar Na Kare,
Warna Unka Bhi Wahi Haal Hoga,
Jo Maine Tera Bana Diya.
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